January 2012
I know I shouldn't be shocked about the "bros" at Flagler...
…but I’m absolutely repulsed by them after today. Honestly, I’m now convinced that anything that’s not about football and fucking girls with low standards doesn’t process within their heads.
To keep the story short, Shiz(SP?) ended up kicking everyone out the class 30 minutes early after 3 dudes (all the same guys who scream obnoxiously in the student center whenever their team gains 10 yards) stated that “they had no problem with gay people, just gay people who don’t act manly/act flamboyantly” (as in the ones who participate in gay pride events). Which is cool and all, you can hate whatever you want, but the fact that they don’t realize that anyone acting annoying would bother them (except other annoying bros), not just homosexuals.
So basically, they don’t mind homosexuals, as long as they wear fisherman shirts, basketball shorts, or don’t pay attention to their appearance (and hygiene, I’m guessing, since one of them smelt of a combination of sweat and shame). Also, they have to be interested in sports and women.
My only regret is that those guys’ brains are already inactive, so them bucking their heads together won’t create any noticeable issues that would dismiss them from college.