Hey, I'm Blayer/"likegentlemen" and I like to dance! I also like fightan gaems, funny stuff, and creepy shit. Most of the stuff I post will be related to the above/random amusing things I [stole] from other image/video sites.
The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.
this is so fucking metal
like seriously as it dies it turns into a fucking skull
plants don’t get more metal than that
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
“youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly