mildlyamused:

iheartchaos:

You asleep yet?

That’s a giant bowl of FUCKING NOPE.


fistfulofwhateveriwant:

burnt-roses-fallen:

The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.
Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.

this is so fucking metal
like seriously as it dies it turns into a fucking skull
plants don’t get more metal than that

fistfulofwhateveriwant:

burnt-roses-fallen:

The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.

Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.

this is so fucking metal

like seriously as it dies it turns into a fucking skull

plants don’t get more metal than that

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

.

because i know things

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i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

(Source: flightcub)

santascat:

Yahoo user Moomin gets deep

(Source: sussexboy)

caliruckus:

fuckit-impaidd:

nigga started contemplating life after that

He WAS the father

caliruckus:

fuckit-impaidd:

nigga started contemplating life after that

He WAS the father

(Source: ariefairy)

coconutdead:

“youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly